PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
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PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
PeePeePlush
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PeePeePlush

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Kinda long, kinda chonk, the absolute unit!

Size: 30cm and 50cm

Every single PeePeePlush is stuffed with premium cotton!

  • An adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis

  • Well, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t

  • Its proportions are rather chode-like

  • Mind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...

  • It’s super cuddly

Meet PeePeePlush, a giant cuddly penis that packs some obscene girth. This stuffed cock can get up to nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.

Snuggle up with PeePeePlush and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.

Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis.

 

 stop looking at me, perve

const isSpecialHeroTheme = window.SHOPLAZZA?.theme?.merchant_theme_name == 'Hero' && window.SHOPLAZZA?.theme?.merchant_theme_c_version == '2.2.19'; const specialHeroThemeClassName = 'hero_2_2_19_smart_recommend_block'; class SpzSmartBlockComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.templates_ = null; this.container_ = null; this.i18n_ = {}; this.config_ = {}; this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = ''; this.collection_resource_id_ = ''; this.cart_items_ = []; this.customer_id_ = ''; this.order_id_ = ''; } static deferredMount() { return false; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } buildCallback() { const template_type = window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.template_type; if (template_type === 1) { this.show_type_ = 3; this.product_resource_id_ = window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 2) { this.show_type_ = 4; this.collection_resource_id_ = window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.resource_id; } else if (template_type === 15){ this.show_type_ = 5; } else if (template_type === 13){ this.show_type_ = 6; } else if (template_type === 20){ this.show_type_ = 7; this.customer_id_ = window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_id; } else if (template_type === 35){ this.show_type_ = 8; this.order_id_ = window.location.pathname.split('/').pop(); } this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.setAction_(); } mountCallback() { const that = this; const themeName = window.C_SETTINGS.theme.merchant_theme_name; const isGeek = /Geek/.test(themeName); this.fetchRules().then((res) => { if (res && res.rules && res.rules.length) { const blockEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_block'); this.initBlockClass(blockEl); this.initItemClass(blockEl); SPZ.whenApiDefined(blockEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: res}, true).then(() => { if (isGeek && that.show_type_ === 6) { blockEl.querySelector('.plugin_container_wrpper').style.padding = '30px 0'; } const recommendStyle = document.createElement('style'); recommendStyle.innerHTML = ` .plugin__recommend_container,.app-recommend-card { display: none !important; } `; document.head.appendChild(recommendStyle); const fetchList = []; res.rules.forEach((rule) => { fetchList.push(this.fetchRuleProductList(rule.id)); }); const fetchAll = Promise.all(fetchList); fetchAll.then((p_res) => { res.rules.forEach((rule, index) => { rule.products = p_res[index] && p_res[index].products; if (rule.products && rule.products.length) { const modalRender = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_js_root'); const $dest = document.getElementById('cart'); const isLifeStyle = /Life.*Style/.test(window.C_SETTINGS.theme.merchant_theme_name); if (modalRender && isLifeStyle && $dest.clientWidth > 767) { modalRender.classList.add('zb-mt-[-180px]') } } const ruleEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_rule_' + rule.id); SPZ.whenApiDefined(ruleEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: rule}, true).then(() => { that.impressListen(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id}`, function(){ that.trackRuleImpress(rule); }); const btnElList = document.querySelectorAll(`#smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id} button`); btnElList.forEach((btnEl) => { if (btnEl && rule.config && rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color && rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color) { btnEl.style.backgroundColor = rule.config.quick_shop_button_bg_color; btnEl.style.color = rule.config.quick_shop_button_text_color; } }); if (isSpecialHeroTheme) { ruleEl.querySelectorAll(`.smart_recommend_title`).forEach(dom=>{ dom.classList.add('type-title-font-family'); }); document.querySelectorAll(`.${specialHeroThemeClassName} #smart_recommend_rule_ul_${rule.id} .zb-recommend-price-line-through .money`).forEach(dom=>{ dom.classList.add('type-body-font-family'); }); }; }); }); }); }); }) }) } else { if (window.top !== window.self) { const template_type = window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.template_type; const holderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_preview_no_data_placeholder'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(holderEl).then((api) => { api.render({data: { isCart: template_type === 13, isCollection: template_type === 2, isProduct: template_type === 1, isIndex: template_type === 15 }}, true); }); } } }); } initBlockClass(blockEl) { if (!blockEl) return; if (blockEl.parentElement && blockEl.parentElement.offsetWidth === document.body.clientWidth) { blockEl.classList.add('smart_recommend_block_fullscreen'); }; if (isSpecialHeroTheme) { blockEl.classList.add(specialHeroThemeClassName); }; } initItemClass(blockEl) { if (blockEl) { const containerWidth = blockEl.offsetWidth; let itemWidth = ''; if (containerWidth > 780) { itemWidth = '16%'; } else if (containerWidth > 600) { itemWidth = '20%'; } else { itemWidth = '24%'; } const itemStyleEl = document.createElement('style'); itemStyleEl.innerHTML = `.zb-recommend-li-item{ width: ${itemWidth}; }`; document.body.appendChild(itemStyleEl); } } setAction_() { this.registerAction('quickShop', (data) => { const that = this; const product_id = data.args.product_id; const productIndex = data.args.productIndex; const rule_id = data.args.rule_id; const ssp = data.args.ssp; const scm = data.args.scm; const cfb = data.args.cfb; const ifb = data.args.ifb; const modalRender = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal_render'); if (modalRender) { document.body.appendChild(modalRender); } if (product_id) { this.fetchProductData(product_id).then((res) => { const product = res.products && res.products.length && res.products[0] || {}; product.cfb = cfb; product.ifb = ifb; SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalRender).then((api) => { api.render({product: product, productIndex: productIndex, rule_id: rule_id, ssp: ssp, scm: scm, show_type: that.show_type_}, true).then(() => { const modalEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_modal'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(modalEl).then((modal) => { that.impressListen('#smart_recommend_product_modal', function(){ that.trackQuickShop({ rule_id: rule_id, product_id: product_id }); }); modal.open(); }); const formEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_form'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(formEl).then((form) => { form.setProduct(product); }); const variantEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_variants'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(variantEl).then((variant) => { variant.handleRender(product); }); }); }) }); } }); this.registerAction('handleScroll', (data) => { this.directTo(data.args.rule_id, data.args.direction); }); this.registerAction('handleProductChange', (data) => { const variant = data.args.data.variant; const product = data.args.data.product; const imageRenderEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_product_image'); SPZ.whenApiDefined(imageRenderEl).then((api) => { api.render({ variant: variant, product: product }); }); }); this.registerAction('handleAtcSuccess', (detail) => { const data = detail.args; data.data.product = data.data.product || {}; data.data.variant = data.data.variant || {}; const product_id = data.data.product.id; const product_title = data.data.product.title; const variant_id = data.data.variant.id; const price = data.data.variant.price; const rule_id = data.rule_id; const aid = `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule_id}`; const ifb = data.data.product.ifb; const cfb = data.data.product.cfb; const ssp = data.ssp; const scm = data.scm; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${data.spmIndex}`; const params = { id: product_id, product_id: product_id, number: 1, name: product_title, variant_id: variant_id, childrenId: variant_id, item_price: price, source: 'add_to_cart', _extra: { aid: aid, ifb: ifb, cfb: cfb, scm: scm, spm: `..${window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, ssp: ssp, } }; this.tranckAddToCart(params); }); this.registerAction('addATCHook', (data) => { const params = data.args; const spm = `smart_recommend_${this.show_type_}.${params.spmIndex}`; this.myInterceptor_ = window.djInterceptors && window.djInterceptors.track.use({ event: 'dj.addToCart', params: { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.` + params.rule_id, ssp: params.ssp, scm: params.scm, cfb: params.cfb, spm: `..${window.C_SETTINGS.meta.page.template_name}.${spm}`, }, once: true }); }); } tranckAddToCart(detail) { if (window.$) { window.$(document.body).trigger('dj.addToCart', detail); } } fetchRules() { const payload = { show_type: this.show_type_, }; let that = this; if (this.show_type_ === 6) { let line_items = []; return this.fetchCart().then((res) => { if (res && res.cart && res.cart.line_items) { line_items = res.cart.line_items.map((item) => { return { product_id: item.product_id, variant_id: item.variant_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price } }); } payload.line_items = line_items; that.cart_items_ = line_items; return that.fetchRulesRequest(payload); }); } else { if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return this.fetchRulesRequest(payload); } } fetchRulesRequest(payload) { return fetch(window.C_SETTINGS.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_query", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }); } fetchCart() { return fetch(`/api/cart/cart-select?r=${Math.random().toString(36).slice(-4)}`) .then((res) => { if (res.ok) { return res.json(); } }); } fetchRuleProductList(rule_id) { const payload = { page: 1, limit: 100, fields: ["title", "url", "image", "min_price_variant.price", "min_price_variant.compare_at_price"], rule_id: rule_id, }; if (this.show_type_ === 3) { payload.line_items = [{ product_id: this.product_resource_id_ }]; } else if (this.show_type_ === 4) { payload.collection_id = this.collection_resource_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 6) { payload.line_items = this.cart_items_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 7) { payload.customer_id = this.customer_id_; } else if (this.show_type_ === 8) { payload.order_id = this.order_id_; } return fetch(window.C_SETTINGS.routes.root + "/api/possum/recommend_products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify(payload) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); }); } fetchProductData(product_id) { return fetch(window.C_SETTINGS.routes.root + "/api/possum/products", { method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify({ product_ids: [product_id], fields: [ "images", "options", "min_price_variant", "variants"] }) }).then(function(res){ if(res.ok){ return res.json(); } }).catch(function(err){ console.log(err); const loadingEl = document.getElementById('smart_recommend_loading'); if (loadingEl) { loadingEl.style.display = 'none'; } }); } getStyle(ele, style) { if (!ele) return; if (window.getComputedStyle) { return window.getComputedStyle(ele)[style]; } return ele.currentStyle[style]; } directTo(id, direction) { const scrollElement = document.getElementById(`smart_recommend_rule_ul_${id}`); const blockWidth = parseInt(this.getStyle(scrollElement, 'width')); const scrollLength = (blockWidth * 0.19 - 12) * 5; const scrollPoint = scrollElement.scrollWidth - scrollElement.clientWidth; if (!scrollElement) return; if (direction === 'left') { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.max(scrollElement.scrollLeft - scrollLength, 0), behavior: 'smooth' }); } else { if (document.dir === 'rtl') { scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: Math.abs(scrollElement.scrollLeft) >= scrollPoint + 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); return; } scrollElement.scrollTo({ left: scrollElement.scrollLeft >= scrollPoint - 100 ? 0 : scrollElement.scrollLeft + scrollLength, behavior: 'smooth' }); } } trackRuleImpress(rule) { if (window.sa && window.sa.track) { window.sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "impressions", rule_id: rule.id, ssp: rule.ssp, scm: rule.scm, show_type: this.show_type_, support_app_block: window.C_SETTINGS.theme.support_app_block }); window.sa.track("module_impressions", { aid: `smart_recommend.${this.show_type_}.${rule.id}`, support_app_block: window.C_SETTINGS.theme.support_app_block }); } } trackQuickShop(data) { window.sa && sa.track && sa.track("plugin_common", { plugin_name: "upsell", event_type: "quick_shop", rule_id: data.rule_id, product_id: data.product_id, show_type: this.show_type_, }); } impressListen(selector, cb) { const el = document.querySelector(selector); const onImpress = (e) => { if (e) { e.stopPropagation(); } cb(); }; if (el && !el.getAttribute('imprsd')) { el.addEventListener('impress', onImpress) } else if (el) { onImpress(); } } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-smart-block', SpzSmartBlockComponent);